1 elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
salt & pepper to taste
Cut the elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add
enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene stove for about 4 weeks
at 465*. This will serve about 3800 people. If more are expected, add 2 rabbits
but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hares in there
stew. Not taste tested. Love Grandma.