Category: MISCELLANEOUS

1 elephant
2 rabbits (optional)
salt & pepper to taste

Cut the elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add
enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene stove for about 4 weeks
at 465*. This will serve about 3800 people. If more are expected, add 2 rabbits
but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hares in there
stew. Not taste tested. Love Grandma.

1 large or several small pieces coal
6 Tbls. Bluing
6 Tbls. Water
1 Tbls. Ammonia
6 Tbls. Salt
food coloring

Soak coal in water at least a week. (soft coal works best)
Place coal in shallow fish bowl or container (glass). Mix bluing, water &
ammonia, pour over coal. Sprinkle salt over coal then dot with various food
coloring. Will start to grow a coral like growth in a week or two.